So now the downstairs windows are boarded up and our plan is to take off for Arkansas (woo boy! Arkansas!) in the morning. Yes, it’s exciting. But the thought of being in gridlocked traffic all the way to Arkansas (that is as close as George’s mom could get hotel reservations. Don’t ask why we’re not just going to Baton Rouge.) does not really appeal to me.

I’m going to have a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy’s. Maybe a small order of fries too. Don’t worry, I have enough points!