You lose your fashion sense.

Here’s the problem. You buy a pair of pants. They fit. They’re fashionable. You gain weight. The pants no longer fit. Years go by. You decide to try to lose some weight. Hey, look, the pants fit again. But those tapered-leg, ankle-length pants aren’t quite as fashionable as they were back when they last fit in 1997. But the fact is, you’re so excited that they fit again that you don’t care. And this is how some people become bad dressers.

This just may be my “in” to “What Not To Wear.” Who wants to nominate me?