Okay, so I’m a tool. I sent in a picture from the marathon to the New Orleans newspaper’s Travel section, where they’ll print a photo of you if you’re holding the Travel section. (Yes, that means I actually travelled 4600 miles with the Times-Picayune Travel section, and I really am a dork.) But here it is. I just wanna be famous!

PS Although I wrote most of the little caption below the picture, I did not say “not for the faint of heart.” Come on. I wouldn’t write anything that cliched.