Went to great Christmas party last night. Yay! Two guys, Ross and Raoul, who live near the pub, had the party. Gorgeous house. Yummy food. Friends from the neighborhood, it was so much fun. We had one of those cutthroat gift exchanges, great fun. I ended up with a tin of gingersnap-smelling bath mousse and body cream. I’m going to smell yummy! But the most fighting was over a) a Jesus action-figure b) a tacky felt jester hat with bells c) porn and d) a saints hat with ear flaps. Ya gotta love it. Poor George ended up with a bottle of Coty Musk from Rite-Aid. ha ha. I brought some fudge and a copy of “Everyone Poops.” ha ha, it went over pretty well. No eyes were scratched out to get it, but it was snatched a few times. Ended up at the pub afterwards, naturally. Can’t wait until next year’s party now!