I really suspect I need this, and I also suspect anyone reading will agree.
(It’s what’s at the top of the page. Don’t go to the bottom of the page if you’re easily offended, but then again, if you’re easily offended, don’t read my site. Not because it’s offensive, but just because that’s no fun, being easily offended.)
(I do realize now everyone‘s going to go to the bottom of the page.)